[DANNY JACOB]
We got chrome-plated carburetors, calibrated regulators
Tube socks, cuckoo clocks, multi-colored alligators
Taxidermy jackalope, presidential bar soap
You can find it all at the swap meet

You can take it away if you can fit it in your ride
Gotta lower the seat and then give it a slide
But there are things you gotta know when you head to the show
If you add your stash you got to do it with cash

Purple-padded toilet seat, dolphin made of concrete
Hubcaps, mudflaps, food that isn't safe to eat
Macramé dust mop, curtain made of pop-tops
You can find it all at the swap meet
You can find it all at the swap meet