[BUFORD]
Well...

Van Stomms wake up better
Than anyone else on Earth
It's because we have rules for sleeping
That we've seemed to know at birth

Rule One is to set the alarm clock
To precisely the proper hour!
And make sure you've got time to eat breakfast
Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower
We're careful with our alarm clocks
We're not sloppy like those other chumps
'Cause Rule Two's if you mess up and set it too early
You show up and takes your lumps