Went to a party just last night
Wanted to bring the year in right
Woke up this morning, I don't know how
Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now

It's going to be a funky new year
Funky new year
Ooh, aah, got to be a funky new year
Funky new year

Can't remember when I ever felt worse
Nothing matters and everything hurts
They were passing round the bottle, made me feel brand new
Trouble with the new man he wants a hit too, hit me

It's going to be a funky new year
Funky new year
Ooh, aah, got to be a funky new year
Funky new year

Lord, mmh, funky new year
Nurse I'm worse, funky new year
I got to perk up a little, funky new year
My hair hurts, funky new year

It's going to be a funky new year
Funky new year
Ooh, aah, got to be a funky new year
Funky new year
A party baby
Never again, funky new year
Funky new year
Who's shoes are these? Funky new year
Funky new year
Party hardy baby, funky new year
Funky new year
What year is this anyway?