[Intro: Funny Man & J-Dog]
Okay
Spark it up
Roll

[Verse 1: Funny Man]
Big black Caddy with some bitches in ruffnecks
Still ain't rich, rolling blunts with my paychecks
Hit the stop switch and bust it out on the boom, flex
Staring at me funny 'cause I'm making 'em real wet
It's slow with the champagne, let me see you guzzle up
Go on, act a fool, girl, let me see you spark it up
Trying to get some, and she's sucking on my zig-zag
Now I need to step back, laughing at my wisecracks
Hit my funny bone, yeah
Man, I'm feeling off-top, hoes in the hot tub
Trying to make my pulse stop, still yelling, "Fuck cops"
Looking for a ménage à trois so I can bring my dang-a-lang
Never let my chain hang, never let my chain, hey
Apple bottoms, crop tops, white bitches, bloodshot
Love it when they smoke pot, made it to the next spot
Hold it up on my block, rolling on that moon rock
Make the party non-stop, got some bottles, shots, shots

[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
[Verse 2: J-Dog]
Goddamn, you look thirsty, smoking up my trees
Old shoes, Dirty Pigeon-toed walking toward me
But I love it, had a couple, now I'm buzzing
We ain't fucking, but it's up for discussion
Um, you wanna fuck with the Mary Jane?
Liquid dating, pick my brain
Pantyhose and pinky rings
At Jumbo's, we just do our thing
Strippers need a place to stay
They can call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Strange
Call up Doctor Stra-Strange
Get back to the basics
Two drunk chicks on my dick, so let's face it
I like to party, and I do it every day
Put your cups up if you feel the same way, girl

[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
[Bridge: Danny]
Cadillac, straight dipping on fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window
Cadillac, straight dipping on fire
Smoke signals coming from the indo
Scraping up white wall tires
Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window

[Chorus: Funny Man]
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Everybody take a hit
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff
Guzzle, guzzle
Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit
Take a hit