Andrew Lloyd Webber
Scene: Where have you been?
[MAX VON MAYERLING]
Where have you been?

[JOE GILLIS]
Out
I assume I can go out when I feel like it

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
Madam is quite aggitated
Earlier this evening she wanted you for something and you could not be found

[JOE GILLIS]
Well, that's tough

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
I don't think you understand, Mr. Gillis
Madam is extremely fragile
She has moments of melancholy, there have been suicide attempts

[JOE GILLIS]
Why? Because of her career?
She's done well enough, look at the fan mail she gets every single day

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
I wouldn't look too closеly at the post marks, if I were you
[JOE GILLIS]
You mеan, you send them?

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
Will you be requiring any supper this evening, sir?

[JOE GILLIS]
No
And Max

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
Yes, sir?

[JOE GILLIS]
Who the hell do you think you are bringing my stuff from my apartment without consulting me?
I have a life of my own, are you telling me I'm supposed to be a prisoner here?

[MAX VON MAYERLING]
I think, sir, perhaps you will have to make up your mind to abide by the rules of this house
That is, if you want this job