Andrew Lloyd Webber
U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
[DINAH]
I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't bring myself to say it, no siree
I'm a carriage with no marriage
I'm a van without a man
I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

Was I corroded or overloaded?
Maybe I shamed her, who'd have blamed her?
If she thought me second-class
Went in search of chrome and brass
Went to find some other fool like me

Now I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't seem to stop C.R.Y.I.N.G
I'm abandoned on the shelf
'Cause I can't express myself
I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
But I'll get my R.E.V.E.N.G.E
She'll come crawling back one day
Then I'll turn to her and say
Go away, you B.A.S.T.A.R.D