[PATTY]
You’ve been playing for free
In the lamest dives
With a talentless tenth-rate band
And the moment a decent replacement arrives
They tell you to go pound sand

Now you’re stuck at the foot of Mount Rock
And you’re not even close to the trail
You’re a joke and a fool
And your so-called career
Is an epic, spectacular fail

Well, we’re done putting up with your freeloading ways
Cough the rent up in thirty days
Or we dump all your schlock

[DEWEY]
(spoken)
Ned!

[PATTY]
Off the side of Mount Rock
Then wе’ll change every lock

[DEWEY]
(spokеn)
That’s my last chance!
[PATTY]
And we’re done with Mount Rock

(spoken)
Ned!