[Intro: Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe]
He's perfection, he's perfection personified
He's indescribable, really
He is, what it's called? He is an universal man? Is that correct? We saw he can do anything. He is univer... renaissance man, that's it!
He is unique
But what if the renaissance man was called before the Renaissance?
I like the premise to the theatre
To be on thе stage when the light go down
It was Nеil's idea
I wanted long holiday
I always wanted to be in West End
I have never been in lights and never ever done it
We have always tried to do what have no groups ever done before
And there's no pop group ever played in the seat of West End
There's an exit door there
I remember the door I told you about, which tends to smell because of the homeless and that is the door you have to...

[Verse 1: Neil Tennant]
There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us somewhere

[Verse 2: Neil Tennant]
There's a time for us
Some day a time for us
Time together with time to spare
Time to learn, time to care
[Chorus 1: Neil Tennant]
Some day, somewhere
We'll find a new way of living
We'll find a way of forgiving

[Interlude: Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe, (Annie Griffin)]
(And?) He's never sung a song about love
It's a single song that one (Which...)
Somewhere (Which pretty hit he had trouble to sing?)
All of it
Just Neil can never be wrong in anything, so it's a real problem
Unfortunately I have to stay a problem

[Verse 3: Neil Tennant]
There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand and we're halfway there
Hold my hand and I'll take you there

[Chorus 2: Neil Tennant]
Somehow, some day
Somewhere

[Interlude: Neil Tennant]
Somewhere
Somewhere
[Verse 4: Neil Tennant]
There's a place for us
A time and a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Hold my hand and I'll take you there

[Chorus 2: Neil Tennant]
Somehow, some day
Somewhere

[Outro: Neil Tennant, Chris Lowe]
Thank you, we love you!
(I feel pretty, oh so pretty)
(I feel pretty, oh so pretty)
Does see him like his trousers do
You did! You are on my back, pulling down to a recognised place
Really I'm not gonna argue about that