Scene changes to a pair of adjoining rooms at The Alladin Hotel in Las Vegas. The VIDEO CHRISTIAN AUDIENCE exits

In one room, QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND strips to his boxer shorts and fondles a rubber 'love doll' dressed as a
Waitress

In the adjoining room, OPAL drinks from a bottle of Jack Daniels while preparing to administer an enema to a recently captured bell-boy, already mounted in a torture rack (profile view) with his pants down

THING-FISH: (contd.)
Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!

QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...(since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafucker's hair spray!)

Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true...specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy

'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey...an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh

HARRY-AS-A-BOY appears at the left and walks to center stage in a lonely spotlight while QUENTIN and OPAL continue their business

Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young...'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA ...'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD!