Yes indeed, here we are!

[Chorus]
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
An' weedled on the bingo cards in lieu of the latrine

[Verse]
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused a sausage patty
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)

[Chorus]
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Wow! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the margarine

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooo-ooo-wah