[Refrain]
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Hah-hah-hah-hah
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

[Gibberish]
Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee
Veni-ma-no too mah
Veni veni ka toree tor (see'dra votra nee!)
Vedi-vedi ki-ta-la tom-bay
Vel-lay ka-la tay-la-tor
Vel-lay kay-la ta-la-sor
Vel-lay kay-lay ka-la-tor
Vel-lay kay-la sa-la-tay
Vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor
Vel-la kay-la sa-la tch'ay
Vor-a kor-ay kay-a la kur'ad
Vor-a silli kay-t'ay tcha-to
Vor-a kay-ay tay-lay tay-ay tcha-to
Klanna-tholl, klanna-tholl, klanna-tholl
Pik-a-dill-a do-tchay
Pik-a-li-sa no-say (o-ooh)
Bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-la-ka ta-ka-ho-ba
Say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-la tur-i-ca (Mee-oo-da-ra)
Chil-li pil-li ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee (Do-dee-bop)
You know . . . (a-mad hee)
(Arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee . . . )
Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
OOOOaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . . . . . (ah, hah)
O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee
A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo
[Gibberish]
Pedi-goh, pedi-koh
Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na, per-a-ko-ee-say
Kar-ra, may-a-ta
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
Hay-lo, pray-lo
Say la do sa ka ho-say, vay-lay ko say-let-a-no
Vay-la ka sa la to-shay, va-la ko-lo-tay
Yeo, layo, layo
Yaaaa
Oha ohayew
Ahyew, lay lafan
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Refrain]
Help, I'm a rock!, help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock! (Somebody!)
Help, I'm a rock! (Please!)
Help, I'm a rock! (Please!)
Help, I'm a rock! (Please!)
Help, I'm a rock! (Wow!)
Help, I'm a rock! (Wow!)
Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock! (Somebody, help me)

[Verse 1]
Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock
(Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock)
(Help, I'm a rock)
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what?
You know maybe if I practice, you know
Maybe if I pass my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus that picks the freaks up
In front of Ben Frank's, right?
[Refrain]
Help, I'm a cop!, help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop! (Help, I'm a rock)
Help, I'm a cop! (Help, I'm a rock)

[Verse 2]
It's a drag being a cop (Ahhh)
I think I'd rather be the mayor

[Outro]
Always wondered what I was gonna be
When I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not
Whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches, I sent in
And I got this letter back that said