Frank Zappa
Pound for a Brown [Hammersmith Odeon]
Hail Caesar!
I said hail Caesar!
172 pounds of Roman dynamite!

What do you think ladies and gentlemen? We welcome you to the pastel lounge in beautiful Baghdad. She dances. A tribe of young boys are here to dance for you too. Coming up first...Oh!

Have you got a permit to drive that thing, sailor? (laughter)