[Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky, spoken]
Oh god, it sucks
And it's so repulsive if-if, it seems that every single girl that I dressed next to had acne all over her body
I know, or she had B.O. (B.O.)

I used to dress next to this girl named Big Red and she had big red frizzy hair I remember her
At the last part of our senior semester, she turned into a cheepy and she
Decided to put red crayola on her eyebrows because you know, they didn't
Show up very much wasn't she hilarious
She had these glasses with points on the end
She had huge buns, didn't she?
And she dressed next to me and she always flab her buns on me

She look like a matron in a uh prison (yes she did) (exactly, like encaged)
Yeah, she's like that one who got the fork in her tit
And I was so deadly to her it was so sad because I would just open my locker and snatch my clothes and go like this and run and stand by this place and dress and come shove my gym clothes and split
She was horrible (oh, she was awful)

Well Sparky and I wore stuffed bras then you know, it was so embarrassing to take off (so we had to, wash it with Kleenex, wouldn't show when we underdressed)
(It wasn't Kleenex, I used scarves) We used scarves to stuff in there so our tits would go HUH, big knockers
One day they'd be pointed the next day they'd be you know, rounded, squared off
And I heard this boy call me the stacked girl down the street if he knew, look at th-look at that oh my god, Joe Carpenter
It's so great-it's so great we turned from voluptuous, high schoolers to flat chested mini mamas
We were chased, we used to wrap our hair like this (yeah we did) and go

[Miss Pamela and Miss Sparky, singing]
How embarrassing it is at only 13
To have to take showers
In front of a dyke gym teacher
Who drools at the sight
Of your pectoral muscles flexing
Smelling of four laps around the track
50 push-ups multiplied by 200 girls
The cracks of backs hitting cement floors
As we strained our bodies into womanhood
Room 323
Stagnant Socks
Sweaty girls
Broken locks
Two by two to the opposite gym
Our nylons rolled under our socks
Today is the day of heavy socializing
Heavy socializing, heavy socializing
Finally getting to The BTO's!!