Frank Zappa
Miss Pamela’s First Conversation with the Plaster Casters of Chicago
[Miss Pamela & (someone from the Plaster Casters)]
He's coming here you know, in three weeks and I'm dying
I am just dying
I know you're dying
Well aa-haha
He was here a week ago
Oh, did you see him this time?
Yea
Oh, what happened? Did you see him? Oh, wow, how was it?
Pardon?
He just left there?
Yea
Do you know what time he's back coming here?
I don't know what time but I heard they were coming there in three weeks
Oh, my heart's fluttering
Oh no Diane this is the other one. She's going-she must be going through what you went through
Oh, did you spend time with him this time?
Yea
Tell me about it! I wanna hear it. No you can be blunt with me now, I read your diaries
How many? How many times were you with him
Oh several. Oh Go ahead, I wanna hear it. I was a virgin last time he was in town. And he kept saying how he was gonna be the first one and all that stuff. And I promised him he would. But he split town, you know. But on a Wednesday and I thought he was living out this anyway I got all mixed up, but he wrote and um, so this time we'll do
(Come on Pamela I need to talk to her!)
Will you say he's your fave rave or what
My fave rave, well I'm in love with somebody else. But no, he's not my fave rave, but he's one of my fave raves
Whose your fave rave
You mean it for the popstars? Of all the popstars
Will you say he's a popstar
Well he's a popstar but he's not a-