[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
Raisin' it up, waxin' it down
In a little white box that I can sell uptown
But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke]
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
(how 'bout you, right over there?) and then I would
Keep the wax 'n melt it down
Pluck the floss 'n swish it aroun'
And I would have me a crop
(Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah)
Poo-poo ta-na-nah, and poo-poo ta-na-nah

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(A-Woppy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
I'm movin' to Montana soon (Well)
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
( I wonder what that means . . .)
[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Bridge: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon
Oh, I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss, his name is Mighty Little
He's a good hoss, even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Well, anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

[Verse 3: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke ]
I'm gonna find me a horse, just about this big (Mmhh-hmm)
An' ride him all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand
But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss (Yes it is!)
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
[Verse 4: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke ]
Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
(Help me out, Ruth! Tweezer glint . . . ) And then I'd
Get a cuppa coffee 'n give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush
'N then I might just jump back on
(Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah)
An' ride, like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

[Outro: Frank Zappa & George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Frank Zappa]
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay, ohh)
Movin' to Montana soon (Na na na na na na na) (Yep)
Movin' to Montana soon (Mmh-hmm, woah, oah-ohh) (Why don't you sharpen it then?)
Movin' to Montana soon (Movin' to Montana soon-oon-oon, woah oh oh oah-ohh) (Yes indeed!)
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (Oahhh-ho)
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