Frank Zappa
Help, I’m A Rock/Transylvania Boogie [Wollman Rink]
FZ:
That pulsey, cheery, Indian, teenage rhythm
Arthur Tripp, our other boss teenage percussionist, seems to think that New York needs something to be desired

Help, I'm a rock
He-he-help, I'm a rock (it's just Simon & Garfunkel)

[Instrumental]