"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "Father, I'm looking into the sea, and I just don't understand!"


THE MASTER: "COME TO ME, MYYYY SONNN! THE NEXT WARRIOR COMES FROM 200,000 LEAGUES FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! THE PREDATOR AND SCAVENGER OF THE SEVEN SEAS AND THE FOUR OCEANS! THE SHARK THAT HAS COME ON A TIDAL WAVE FROM THE SOUTH CHINA SEA TO THE SANDS OF WAIKIKI WITH A TASTE FOR HULKAMANIA IN HIS JAWS! SHARK ATTACK! SHARK ATTACK! SHARK ATTACK!"

THE SHARK: "SHARK ATTACK! SHARK ATTACK! I WANNA SHARK ATTACK! I RODE A TIDAL WAVE FROM THE SOUTH CHINA SEA TO WAIKIKI! NOW I'M ON YOUR HOME TURF, LAND, AND I'M HUNTING YOU DOWN! MY MOUTH HAS BEEN WATERING FOR THE TASTE OF HULKAMANIA! I CAN'T WAIT TO BITE ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS! I AM THE BIGGEST MANEATER ALIVE, AND WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO HOGAN, WHEN THE SHARK ATTACKS YOU! WHY, BECAUSE IT'S ETCHED IN STONE!"

(Ends with Sullivan, The Master and The Shark all laughing evilly).