WCW
“IT IS WAR GAMES!”
(Chris Cruise is interviewing The Dungeon of Doom ["The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan, Kamala, The Shark, The Zodiac and Meng] prior to WCW Fall Brawl in re the War Games Match between The Hulkamaniacs [Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Sting and Lex Luger] and the DOD, and Sullivan is imitating how, earlier on The Main Event, The Giant's monster truck rolled over Hogan's motorcycle.)

CHRIS CRUISE: "All right, we are live here in Asheville as your cable companies are live, awaiting your telephone call to be a part of Fall Brawl. The Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan thinks it's really funny, thinks it's great, what he has done to Hulk Hogan's motorcycle. Would you please stand up and let us ask you a question? What role are you playing?"

"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: (takes the mic) "Simpletons, really, we're ready to fight. It is War Games! We have the Clan War. Tell 'em, Shark!"

THE SHARK: "FINALLY, WE HAVE ALL THE HULKAMANIACS IN ONE TANK FOR THE DUNGEON OF DOOM! HULKAMANIA AND ALL THE HULKAMANIACS WILL CRY TONIGHT, BECAUSE HULK HOGAN IS GOING DOWN (gives a thumbs-down sign.)"

"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "Wait a minute, tell 'em Kamala!"

KAMALA: (wordless grunting and screaming.)

THE ZODIAC: "YES NO YES NO YES NO YES!"

MENG: (speaking in Tongan)

"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "It's real simple, Hogan. You are surrounded by evil. This evil. Randy Savage has said on numerous times that you and him haven't gotten along in the past. What happened last week, when Luger had you in the rack, we didn't touch Luger, did we? You think that was a mistake? You better listen to Savage, and the other one is."

CHRIS CRUISE: "What are you saying, what are you saying? Are you saying Lex Luger is on your side? Are you saying Randy Savage is picking sides, what are you saying?"

"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "I'm saying that the House of Hogan is surrounded by evil! And we're coming outside, because the evil lives inside your house. Hogan, just remember one thing, look at this, locked in a cage, you're not going to get your hands on me, because there is one large portion of my life that is etched...in...stone! Hogan, that motorcycle given to you by all the little Hulkamaniacs, that are crying a river of tears (Meng imitates the sound of revving up a motorcycle, and Sullivan joins in with him.)


CHRIS CRUISE: "These guys are out of control. Fans, you've still got time to make the call to your local cable company and rescue us all from this..."


"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "What are you saying?"

CHRIS CRUISE: "Fans, call your cable company!"


"THE TASKMASTER" KEVIN SULLIVAN: "Hogan, it's real simple, Hulkamania ends tonight in WAR GAMES!"