BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels
Suspendies, and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear Papa. ["Mama" in very first version]
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay
He sleeps all night and he works all day