Somewhere in the world, a baby is born every 1.7
Seconds. This means, that in the time it takes to fry an egg in
A conventional frying pan, over 137 babies have been born
Unless you like your egg really crispy and golden brown on the
Outside like I do, in which case you could have over 200 really
Crispy, fried babies. Or, if you're cooking on gas, about 194
But of course the real problem, is that by far the great
Majority of these fried eggs are born in areas least able to
Support them