"Spare the goats and spoil the lambs"
Screamed the farm man

"It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris
Run for your life and kill your wife"
Cried the preacher

"It's the end of the Christian era
You'll never make it no need to fake it"
Giggled the Anti-Christ

"Just put on an Otis Redding record and start the dance
Open up the windows and let the fresh air out"
Said the television to the shackled children

This is the way to salvation