Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club
You're getting to be a rabbit with me
I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub
You're getting to be a rabbit with me

When I proposed to you that evening last spring
You said you'd be my mate
So I went out and bought a two-carat ring
And both of them you ate!

Then your ears grew an inch, and your nose began to twitch
And I noticed your tail was attached permanently
So I keep you in the back yard, in a wooden hutch
'Cause you're getting to be a little too much
Like Bugs Bunny
You're getting to be a rabbit with me

I feel like something's switching
It's all so strange and new
Egad, my nose is twitching
I'm a rabbit too!
I'm getting to be a rabbit
Hippity hop, I love you
I'm getting to be a rabbit like you

Move over honey, and pass the lettuce!