There is a revolution
It's not the Russian revolution
This revolution
Is not the Spanish revolution or the French revolution
But it's just as great
This revolution
They call the Sex Revolution
And I showed up 20 years too late

Reading books is nice
Tried it once or twice
But, take my advice:
Sex is better

Used to watch TV
Almost constantly
Then it dawned on me
Sex is better

Sex is better than
Playing Kick the Can
Eating raisin bran
Or modelling clay

Sex can be the perfect hobby
Please don't try it in the lobby
Sex is nice but twice [?]
If [?] you've got arthritis
Sex is good, there's nothing to it
Any little kid can do it
(And they're doing it much more often than they did when I was a kid their age)
([?])

Fiddler on the Roof
Leaves me quite aloof
I have legal proof
Sex is better

Show and olden days
Rape's the highest praise
I know 30 ways
(Wait, what? Oh, yeah, that's a [?] one)
Sex is better

Scrabble games are fine
Bring you joy divine
I am using mine
For kindling wood

Sex can make you feel euphoric
In the closet or the Warwick
Sex is something you can practice
Any place but on a cactus
No one would be here without it
And the nicest thing without it
Even when it's bad, it's pretty good