[LOIS]
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

[PETER]
But where are those good old-fashioned values

[THE GRIFFINS]
On which we used to rely?

[ALL]
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

[STEWIE]
Laugh and cry

[ALL]
He's a family guy