Quagmire: Another bride
Joe: He looks so gay
Quagmire: Another June
Joe: Oh what a day
Quagmire: Another sunny honeymoon
Joe: hip hip...
(Peter fires and hits Joe)
Quagmire: Another season..
(Peter fires and hits Quagmire)
Quagmire: awwk! Another reason
Together: For Makin' whoopee!
(Near miss by Peter flies by Joe's head)
Joe: Look, you aren't going to shoot us in the eye are you Peter?
(While aiming at Joe's eye)
Peter: Oh no, I wouldn't try to shoot you in the eye.
Quagmire: A lot of shoes
Joe: We're throwing shows
Quagmire: We're throwing rice
Joe: Its all so nice
(A BB hits Joe in the forehead)
Joe: Oh, whoa! Peter! It was really close to my eye!
Peter: Relax Joe, I'm nowhere near your eye. Hey Joe, open your eye.
(Peter hits Joe in the eye) Gotcha!
Quagmire: What the hell, Peter? You shot Joe in the eye!
Peter: Keep singing you! And keep your chin up so I can see your throat.
Quagmire: No, no! Screw this! You're a jerk!
Peter: Jerk? What kind of a way is that to talk to your friend who gives you money?
Quagmire: Go to hell, Peter! We don't need your money! And we don't need friends like you!
Joe: Yeah! We're outta here!
Peter: Fine! Go on, I don't care! I don't need you! I got money!
Quagmire: You know Peter? You used to be a great guy, but ever since you won that lottery awwww!
(Peter shoots Quagmire in the throat)
Quagmire: aww aww... Come on Joe, fuck this guy.
(Mort Goldman appears)
Mort: I'm here to audition for Fiddler on the Roof.
Peter: Come right in.