[Chorus: Stewie Griffin & Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin]
Please put some butt paste on my button
Butt paste on my button
Smear it on my button for the fire down below
Oh, oh, oh
Butt paste on my button
Butt paste on my button
Need it on my button 'cause it cools and quells me so

[Performed by Seth MacFarlane as Stewie and Brian Griffin]