[Verse: Stewie Griffin & Stewie & Brian Griffin]
There's a little metal box
At the top of the stairs
In the back of the closet
And a tiny little key
That's hidden in a book
In the drawer with the socks
And I know how to use it
To open up the box
And that's where the gun is

[Performed by Seth MacFarlane as Stewie and Brian Griffin]