[Chorus]
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the milk in the jug

[Verse 1]
A monkey married a baboon
A baboon took that ring
She reached right up and kissed him
And the bride began to sing

[Chorus]
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the milk in the jug

[Verse 2]
Chestnuts raw and roasted
Apples whole and sliced
Peanuts and onions toasted
I shouldn't have to tell you twice

[Chorus]
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the milk in the jug
[Verse 3]
Banjo with a hole in the middle
An old-time fiddle and bow
Washboard and a worn-out riddle
Just listen to the old folks go, woop, woop, woop!

[Chorus]
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the milk in the jug
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the meat in the coconut
Money is the milk in the jug