I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit, I like it

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black à la mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ooh?
I'm a badass, tell me I'm a badass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here I'd be out getting laid
Please, please, please play the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Kick us faggots off the stage
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
My whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5 year old Pantyshot now?
Yeah, yeah that could be a real big record
'Cause he got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world now
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
I'll kiss my ass with a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you
Can't - stop - me
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Kick us faggots off the stage
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
My whole shit will never last

One day I'ma do the fuckin' - ooh
One day I'ma screw the fuckin' - ooh
No cheese below is gonna show you
Who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break his shit
When you say that he's nothing; I said that he's nothing
I make the laws; I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo' jive
You don't know me why the hell you come to gimme dis?
You so wrong with yo' jive now
There are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit of 'who the fuck gives a shit'
Yo not I - I am destined to die, now
And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why, now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh?

(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
Fuck the future and bite the past
(Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya)
My whole shit will never last

I'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off (Oh, baby, wit' the)
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me ah, ah, ah, ah