Me like to go
Down to the church
And drinks some holy water
But I don't like it
The priest don't like it
But me can't seem to help it

Sail away-o away-o
Me live me life free like a birdie
'cause me likes to sing
Me likes what me do and me can't seem to help it

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sounds

Sometimes me bad
I forgot the words, um oooh
We're going on a field trip
A field trip a field trip
A field trip a field trip
A field trip a field trip
A field trip a field trip
Mr. Laurie's gonna be there too
Mr. Harry, he drives the big van
Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss
Pull him Jesus from the cross
Touch me thing thing
Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
I think me turned twenty two today
And some body gave me a present
And me turned twenty-two today
But they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell

And the milkman came
The milkman came, and he tooks him fish
He tooks him fish, now me cryin' me cryin'
Him milkman made me cry

Then the mailman came
Make me peepee on the floor
Hide me sandwich in me drawers
Uh Hit my head against the door
Get something to drink

Me likes to go
Down to the park
And takes him nuts from him squirrels

And you know what time it is
It's the closet for me it's the closet for me
Him so dark me cannot see
It's the closet for me the closet for me
Mr. Harry says that will teach me
No, I don't wanna do the special olympics one

My friend's the seat on my toilet
And he always seems to shout at me
Ooh-hoo mister, don't you pee on me
When I'm shitting it's a totally different story
Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind

He's not afraid of my fat behind

And on the unfortunate occasion
When I miss the bowl and pee on him
Lets me off with a smile and a warning
Don't do it again