All aboard
Hit the road
All the bullshit
Can't be ignored
It's hard to place
In my face
No emotion

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a

Heidi-ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow
Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing

Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing

Hey
Hey

All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a...

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So a-amazing

I never said it
No, never said it
You're suffocating
Suffocating

I never noticed
No, never noticed
Your beauty's fading
It's fa-fa-fading