[Verse 1]
Jingle bells, my shit smells
And I am fuckin' fake
All along, I knew better
And that was my first mistake

[Chorus]
This isn't good
No, this isn't good
This isn't good
And neither is this

[Post-Chorus]
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins

[Verse 2]
Please save me a fucking spine
'Cause I gave mine away
Every note that I deliver
Makes the sell-out that much bigger

[Chorus]
This isn't good
No, this isn't good
This isn't good
And neither is this
[Post-Chorus]
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins

[Bridge]
I, I got me m-m-mono
Got me enticed by the whole damn thing
I done me wrong
Me cannot horny orgasm when me hear "cha-ching"

[Chorus]
This isn't good
No, this isn't good
This isn't good
And neither is this

[Post-Chorus]
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins
Multi-a, multi-b
Via-me-me-vitamins