Get in line, 'cos it's motherfucking showtime!

Nobody fucks with you
You fuck with everybody
So fuck you, and fuck rock and roll
Nobody fucks with me
I will fuck with everybody
So fuck you and fuck rock and roll

From backstage you all look the same
From the tour bus you all look the same
Don't worry little miss bullshit
There is definitely a concept record in this, and it goes
You will
EAT
THOSE
WORDS

No one fucks with me
I fuck with everybody
So fuck you, and fuck rock and roll
You will
EAT
THOSE
WORDS
I gotta go to my nerdy party
I'm at my nerdy party!
Too much work, not enough time
What I need is something that's gonna make you
EAT
THOSE
WORDS

Nobody fucks with you
(everybody)
Fuck you
Rock and roll

Nobody fucks with me
I fuck with everybody
So fuck you and fuck rock and roll!
Give it up
Put it in the ground
Bury it, put a hatchet in it
Put a cross on that
Make a gravestone
Etch it with the year 2013
Stop coming out with arcade fire records
Shut the fuck up
Go home
Live in your mansion
Find another opportunity
Find another way to work
Don't come crying to me because you're not relevant anymore
I'm not the one who invented Mumford And Sons
That was you
Listen, jerk off
I will make you
EAT
THOSE
WORDS

[Spoken]
Okay, let's go through it; one more time
Nobody fucks with me, I fuck with everybody, so fuck you and fuck rock and roll!
Ugh, that's the stupidest fucking lyric I've ever heard, nobody actually talks like that, fuck this shit, Argh! Alright, start over, I'm gonna use a pen. Alright. Ah! I got it, I got it, okay, so...
[Writing noises]
"The end is always a new beginning."
The end is not the end! No! It's just a new beginning! Hear that? Hear that harpsichord?
You know who's playing that harpsichord? Roman Polanski in jail is playing this harpsichord for me!
Did 'ya hear the one about the guy who had to get a b-side onto a record in under two hours before he hopped a jetliner to take him to Frankfurt? Well this is that story! It's my story!

Can anybody understand the burden of my stardom?!?!