Mindless Self Indulgence
Mic Commander
When I step to the mic I show no- MERCY!
When I sleep with your wife I show no- MERCY!
When I'm better than your life I show no- MERCY!
When I fall off the bike I show no- MERCY!

All... (ah, ah)
I need... (ah, ah)
Is a dope rhyme!

To rock this here beat so I defeat!
All... (ah, ah)
I need...
Is a def beat!
To bust these dope rhymes every Goddamn time!

Defecating... masturbating
Microphone Commander
Never fuckin' hesitating!
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations
We are the fuckers, we're the faggots
They all got a problem
And I know that they don't give a fuck about me!

When I step to the mic I show no mercy
When I sleep with your wife I show no mercy
When I'm better than your life I show no mercy
When I fall off the bike I show no mercy
Just like a baby Jesus
You can never, ever, ever, win a battle with me
In little bitty pieces
That is what you get
When you step to me

All I need is a dope rhyme
To rock this here beat so I defeat
All I need is a def beat
To bust these dope rhymes every god damn time

Defecating, masturbating
Microphone commander
Never fuckin hesitating
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations
We are the fuckers, we are the faggots
They all got a problem
And I know that they don't give a fuck about me

Defecating, masturbating
Microphone commander
Never fuckin hesitating
Def with a record
Here's the invitation
Accept no substitute and no imitations
We are the fuckers, we are the faggots
They all got a problem
And I know that they don't give a fuck about me
When I step to the mic I show no mercy
When I sleep with your wife I show no mercy
When I'm better than your life I show no mercy
When I fall off the bike I show no mercy