[Chorus]
Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay

[Verse 1]
I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'Cause I'm not gay
Penises are for faggots
Penises are for gays
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'Cause if I did that would make me gay
(Yeah)

[Refrain]
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me gay
[Verse 2]
Let me make this clear 'cause I do not lick willies
I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
'Cause I'm not gay
See me licking that pussy
It feels really good and it feels really gushy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
I like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with coin slots
Not fucking dicks
If I had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
But I love fucking that pussy
And I'm not a faggot

[Bridge]
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay

[Chorus]
Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay