[Chorus]
Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane? (Yeah)
Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane? (It's the remix)
Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane? (Uh)
Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane? (Yeah, y'all ready know who it is)

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, I used to play with Play-Doh
Now that I'm older, I still play with Play-Doh
We go play basketball in the park
My skin is darker than tree bark
Just when you thought we couldn't get any nicer
We go around the place looking for that verginer
Right when we were about to go to bed
This sucker came up and he started to said:

[Chorus]
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”

[Verse 2]
Back in the hood, they call me Salamander
Now look at me, they call me David
Dirty David, so oh please
Hop off my swag and choke on these... nuts
I run away from police
Like macaroni, I'm holding my scrotum
I used to drink vegetable juice, and then I vomit (Blegh!)
So I drink fruit juice, and I vomit (Blegh!)
I once found a dead dog on the road
I left him there, on the road
You want to know why? Because we stir fry
He came up and we started to said:
[Chorus]
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”
“Who the sucker mane, who the—, who the sucker mane?”

[Outro]
Ohh
Ohhhhhh
No? OK