Dr. Seuss
The Left Sock Thieves
Conrad: Boo!
Plug: The left sock Thievers have been seeking into town!
Conrad and Plug: So, don't you ever let them catch you!
Minnie: With you left sock down!
Danny and Minnie: They reach around dark corners when you stole around at night!
Dennis and Toots: And whoosh!
Fatty: There goes your left sock!
Fatty, Dennis and Toots: And you're left bare with your right!
Spotty and Sally: And when the left sock Thievers!
Ken Bahn: Makes your right sock left!
(Erbert, Wilfred, Smiffy and Sidney look horrid)
Danny and Minnie: You'll be feeling kinda foolish with your right sock left!