I heard it said you were the greatest lover
And that no woman could get enough
I heard it said you were the greatest lover
Never to give love

Arguments in the chip shop
Drunken birds, stolen kisses
Where's your missus? Where's your missus?
Now, you're out drunk and playing the typical thug

If you were on your toes then I suppose you'd know
That while the cat's away, his woman's bound to grow
No, I'm no knight in shining armour
I just treat her right
Remind her what she means to me every night

You must have been crazy
You must have been out of your mind
You must have been crazy
To let her out of your sight

Yeah, you're used to getting lots of women
But what kinds of women are those?
Docile, brainless whiskey tarts with pantyhose for hearts
You had a good thing and you fucked it up and that's what stings
When you realize friend, you're alone again
It's nobody's fault but you're own

You must have been crazy
You must have been out of your mind
You must have been crazy
To let her out of your sight

If I
See you again
I would still
Be your friend
Because it's easier
To forgive
Than to forget