I found the clitoris
With Ben Kritikos
It’s in Uganda
Driving a Honda

It was stolen from Africa
Brought to America
Put in a museum
For conservatives to look at

I wish I was a lesbian
I wish I had a vagina
They seem like such cool instruments
If only I could find the …
The clitoris

With Ben Kritikos
It’s in Uganda
With Peter Fonda

It was stolen from Africa
Brought to America
Put in a museum
For conservatives to look at

Oh, I wish I was a lesbian (a dirty little lesbian)
I wish I had a vagina (a dirty little vagina)
They seem like such cool instruments
If only I could find the …
The clit