Eminem
Crazy
[Intro]
Hm, crazy
They say everybody deserve a shot at love
That's bullshit
You live your entire life as a miserable bitch
Then you deserve to die a miserable bitch
Fuck you
Good lookin' Em
Jump fast, Trick Trick

[Verse 1: Trick Trick]
[Trick/Trip?] to the waitress [being?] me
I frequent the joint so she [sees?] in me
[Little?] more than an average customer
I trusted her to bring to me what I ordered
Even a bottle of water
Met her in a [?] grabbed my [?]
All these legs and thighs that catched my eyes
I got my mind on this five foot one
1-23, I lead her home to go out to see
Her ride the beat without the poles
She don't serve for free
She out for dope
The [house/hustle?]'s clean and respectable
But [take another?] [?] [gift to?] [?] you
But the way she came, whenever I call or wave my hand
You gotta understand
This [?] right here, had me gone
I knew one day I'd drive her home
The day then came when she sat with me
It was a Saturday, the club was empty
V.I.P. room, all alone
32 [shots of Patron?] (Damn!)
I know she [gone?], she can't drive
Big old [tongue/Tom?], [tyre's fine?]
Take us home, I can't lie
I wanna bone, but I'm to high
Not that I would take advantage of her
'Cause I got patience and a plannin' for her
Sunday morning, she left my crib
She had to leave to get home to the kids
She rolled with me, spent the night
So why would I believe otherwise
[Hook: Throatslash]
I won't let them hate me
She [wanted?] a baby
She callin' the police
I won't let them take me
She knew I would [fight back?]
[Didn't know?] she was like that
She [signed for the?] signature
I swear she ain't write that
The way she was [safety?]
The way she could play me
[The palms are closing and?] I'm patiently waiting
She [offered?] to pay me
I thought it would [?]
Despite what you [may think?]
That woman is crazy

[Verse 2: Trick Trick]
I like the fact that she laid with me
She said she had somethin' to say to me
So much for the layout, [(so)?] much for the plans
To my surprise, she had a man
Told me they're was on their way to breakin' up
So the vision of me and her wakin' up
After making love, was far from there
The night was young, we laid in the bed
She had to leave to get home with him
Aggravated when I [think I let her?] alone with him
On the phone with him
[?] touched [?] but she's sucking on my lollipop (Damn!)
Can you believe this shit? (What?)
I am leaving this
'Cause I can't see her leaving him (Oh, hell no)
It's been six months
And all me and her, whatever we did was fuck
And that's whats up
I got me one, but not the one that I'm speaking of
I'm out for love, but not with her
I've found me one that get me what I'm dreaming of
I told it all out front of her [?]
She told me no, she needed mo' time (What?)
I came and [greeted?] this [?] yet
She keeps seducing me, calling for sex
Starting to [?] with a men at home
When all she did was trip when she had my phone
Like: "Who's that? Who's this?"
Well, who is she to [check up on/about?] another bitch? (What?)
I couldn't take another step further with (That's right)
This ignorance, she had to go
I told her to leave, she told me no
I forced her out, then slammed to door
[Hook: Throatslash]
I won't let them hate me
She [wanted?] a baby
She callin' the police
I won't let them take me
She knew I would [fight back?]
[Didn't know?] she was like that
She [signed for the?] signature
I swear she ain't write that
The way she was [safety?]
The way she could play me
[The palms are closing and?] I'm patiently waiting
She [offered?] to pay me
I thought it would [?]
Despite what you [may think?]
That woman is crazy

[Verse 3: Trick Trick]
So whatever this is, it had to stop
I knew for sure that she called the cops (What?)
They came to the door with a "Knock! Knock! Knock!"
I thought it was her man, so I cocked my Glock
Y'all know me I asked for [dough?]
Damn police, you wouldn't believe what this men told me
Told me he loved to see me go
When all he had was a [P.P.O.?]
Slammed my door, now I'm pissed of about that ho
But that didn't take the cake or change the flight
Thief in the middle of the night
This last [?] Benz
Stole a sim-card and called my friends
Took a picture of [an ultra sound?]
With a note attached: "What you gon' do now?"
Sought me out with my brand new chick
She rode upon me: "Is that your bitch?"
Told me she wanted to kill herself
Eat a shotgun and and kill herself
I [?]
Grabbed the .45 from out the stash
If she chase me then that's her ass
You can't catch me in my car too fast
Hold my [dash?], text my phone
Now I'm hurt, bitch told the feds that I got [to work?]
Called my lawyer, checked it out
The alpha [?] outside your house
Now this gon' get you most of all
She asked the judge, she [post a bomb?]
On my behave, she spoke up
It's 7 A.M. and I woke up
[Bridge: Trick Trick]
(*Inhales*)
Heh?!
(*Coughing*)
Man
(*Expires*) Oof... Hell no
Gotta get my ass up

[Hook: Throatslash]
I won't let them hate me
She [wanted?] a baby
She callin' the police
I won't let them take me
She knew I would [fight back?]
[Didn't know?] she was like that
She [signed for the?] signature
I swear she ain't write that
The way she was [safety?]
The way she could play me
[The palms are closing and?] I'm patiently waiting
She [offered?] to pay me
I thought it would [?]
Despite what you [may think?]
That woman is crazy
I won't let them hate me
She [wanted?] a baby
She callin' the police
I won't let them take me
She knew I would [fight back?]
[Didn't/I know?] she was like that
She [signed for the?] signature
I swear she ain't write that