Eminem
My name is but it includes me and eminem has a seizure
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Sh-sh-sh-sh-shoot me please
Die! My name is (fry?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Sl-sl-sl-sl-slim shoot me reeeee
Hi! My name is (what?)
Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is)
Kanye West
Can I get some attention on my ass? (huh my name is, what my name is)
For one second
My name is (My name is Jeff)
Hi kids! Do you like high kids? (Hi kids, hi kids, hi kids!)
Wanna see my stick five kids in my eyelids? (What the fu--)
Wanna kids me and do exactly like I did? (Uh, hell nah!)
Try kid and get f----- up worse that my life kid? (Yes!)
I have a heavy weight, I'm tryin' to get my heavy weight
But I can't figure out which lice girl I want to get heavy weight 💪
And Dr. Gay said, "Slim Shady you are racist!" Uh-uh!
"So why you racist? Man, you racist!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm age twelve
'Cause I hung my age twelve from the top bunk with age twelve
Got pissed off and ripped age twelve (what the fu--)
And smacked @#4 so hard I knocked *** clothes backwards like age twelve
I ate a fat pound of ass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat ass
Who sat down too ass
C'mere ass! (Jeff, wait a minute, that's my food, dog!)
I don't give a food dog, God sent me to eat the world's co()!
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shit
Hi! My name is (huh?)
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My name is
Sli-i-i-i-i-i-i-io Shady
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Slim Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shit
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is
Slim Sh-sh-sh-shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece of pussy and go up in it
My English teacher wanted to f--- me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester I f--- in Junior High
I smacked him in the face 'cause he was racist
Chased him with a paper
Stapled his paper to a piece of paper
Walked into a paper club, had my paper stripped off
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my paper in a paper
Extradumbass, running over lesbians in a space ship
While they're screaming "Les just bi-ans"
A crazy motherfucker from the street
Attitude legit, ‘cause I'm tearing up shit
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Holy shit! (Eminem explodes)