Eminem
I’m a Pedophile
[Intro]
A lot of children ask me stupid fuckin' questions
Like if i rape little kids or if I believe in it
Well shit, if you believe that, I'll rape you
You know why? 'Cause I'm a pedophile
Pedophile! You're goddamn right
I'm a literal pedophile! Yeah, I'm a pedophile!

[Verse]
My words are like ziptie with a plastic edge
It will tie you to my bed wheather your 8, 9 or 10
Prepubescent [?]
Fuck kids? The answears yes
Heterophobic? Nah, you're just pederophobic
Staring at my harddrive, my collection is growing
That's my motherfucking child porn, you better let go of it
They belong in my folder, you'll never get hold of it
"Hey, it's me, Jefferey Epstein! Everyone respects me!"
I'm just kidding myself, get it? Kidding myself
You're already banned, you should be getting some help
Committed, medicated or just sitting in jail
Come on, relax, guy! I like [?]
Right, bitch? Give me an amen! (Max stop!)
Rumor has mrgirl has a few abusive habits and i'm late for work
Cause i'm stuck in human traffic
Yeah, i play smash brothers
I play smash sisters
Smash daughters and nieces and nephew, smah them to pieces
And i wear white vans and i'm driving one too
Come one kid, i got some V-bucks for you (ka-ching)
[?] send me these death threats and tell me to fuck off
I don't care if i get doxxed, I already got my rocks off
I'm so damn spent, can't even pay my rent
Haters get bent, like the fucking age of consent, cause-
Age is just a number, jail is just a place
FBI the son right here, yeah i'm your worst nightmare
They call me school shotter, but not with the gun
I'm gone come, find you and then i'm gone cum
So show me that pp, it's LGBTP
Watching cuties on repeat, be-beating my me-meat
Fixated on the blond one, she got a good figure, i sadi damn
Call my right hand the wood chipper
I burn in this [?] so you look lost
Oh shit, i found you a map
Call me wreck it Ralph
I'm sweating while I touch a child
[?] a smile, wet and wild, yeah im vile
Bitch I'm a pedophile
[Hook]
Everytime I make it vid, people think it's a sin
To statuarly rape a kid
Pedophile
See, what you wanne see? What you want me to be?
Keep hating baby, i keep raping this babies
I'm a literal pedophile
Bitch I'm a pedophile
Everytime I make it vid, people think it's a sin
To statuarly rape a kid
Yeah I'm a pedophile
See, what you wanne see? What you want me to be?
Keep hating baby, i keep raping this babies

[Outro]
It's mrgirl
Ehm
I'm a pedophile
It feels so good to fucking-
Be myself
I'm a motherfucking pedophile
Yeah
I'm a motherfucking pedophile
It's not a joke
I'm a motherfucking pedophile
Ugh
Yeah