[Skit: Eminem, Ken Kaniff]
Ohh, please be empty, please be empty, please be empty
Thank you, God
Oh
(Shit...)
(The fuck?)
*Ken Kaniff walks in, his high heels clacking against the floor. He turns on the tap and farts while washing his hands*
(The fuck? Is that a girl? Eugh)
I'm gonna rock this blouse and put a cock in mouth
And get my balls blew out
And get gay into the A.M
And lay with eighteen guys naked
And let myself show, let myself show
(Why do I know that voice?)
Buttfuck it, suck it, pull it, tug it
Life's too short to not stroke your bone
(Are you fucking serious?)
So everybody, everybody, circle jerk
Touch my body
*Eminеm runs out the public toilet screaming*
Hеy—
Who is that?
Where are you going?
Come back
Why does everyone always leave me?
Hello?
Fuck you then
*Ken rips another fart*
Blow it out your ass