(Verse 1)
Yo, check it, I'm the lyrical mastermind
Eminem on the mic, here to unwind
I'ma flip the script, talk 'bout something new
Shampoo and cussing, yeah, that's what I'll do

(Chorus)
Shampoo, motherf***er, let me tell you how it goes
Gotta keep it clean, wash away all your woes
Cussing like a sailor, it's just part of my style
Eminem on the mic, wild and versatile

(Verse 2)
I step into the shower, grab the bottle with ease
Lather up my hair, feel the water appease
But sometimes life gets tough, I need to vent
Cussing like a madman, my frustrations I'll vent

(Chorus)
Shampoo, motherf***er, let me tell you how it goes
Gotta keep it clean, wash away all your woes
Cussing like a sailor, it's just part of my style
Eminem on the mic, wild and versatile

(Verse 3)
From the kitchen sink to the bathroom floor
Shampoo's got my back, never asking for more
But when the world's got me down, feeling so blue
I release my anger, cussing words that I spew
(Bridge)
Shampoo and cussing, a unique combination
Expressing myself with no limitation
So grab that shampoo, clean your troubles away
Eminem's here to stay, gonna rock it all day

(Chorus)
Shampoo, motherf***er, let me tell you how it goes
Gotta keep it clean, wash away all your woes
Cussing like a sailor, it's just part of my style
Eminem on the mic, wild and versatile

(Outro Hittman)
So remember, next time you shower, keep it real
Shampoo and cussing, let your emotions reveal
Eminem signing off, with a mic drop so profound
Shampoo and cussing, a harmonious sound