Eminem
Sorry Jinx
[Verse 1]
I pull my dick out as if I'ma start pissing
You better listen or everyone you love will go missing
I shine glisten, so much cash think I'm pimpin'
Nah buddy, I'm chilln', living like a villian
Uh, let me change the flow for a sec
I'm as mad as a dog at the bed
Who takes a bite at its neck
Or better yet, a chick who's driving a Corvette
Checking a text from her ex-bitch and looks up and gets in a wreck
And I'm the type to be leaning out of my car
Pressing on the horn and screaming, "Worldstar"
I don't give damn, Pepsi in my hand
Oink, oink, sorry about that, I be going ham
And all these rapping reactors are causing laughter
Cause they acting like its a habit to rap, bitch I'm faster
Call your pastor, cause you going straight to hell
Ring a bell because I'm blowing up like my name was [?]
Give a fuck about any line that I'm crossing
"You're a good rapper", no bitch I'm awesome
My talent blossoms, leaking out me like a faucet
Then my bars be dropping harder then n***as coming out the closet
Oh you don't think so? Watch what you say
Don't have me get Tochi to kick your fucking ass like an anime

[Interlude]
Why? Why?
Tochi, do you see how he's looking at me bruh?
[Verse 2]
Why you looking at me? Like I'm speaking from the south
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Wait you hate me and you speaking Japanese?
[?], can you translate these words please?
Fuck you, I don't even care
Eat a dick, the next time that you decide to share
And you don't wanna see me when I'm pissed off
I'm like a rottweiler, gnawing at your arm, tryna rip it off
Grab your hair, smash your head into the pavement
Snatch your wallet, empty out your checkings and your savings
As a matter of fact, I'll take your car too
That chain, them keys and them blue shoes
Such a villainous action
I just took your car to see how fast I could crash it
The chain, I use it for fashion
And them shoes ain't my style, gotta check it then cashed it
Bout to take a trip to Jinx' house
Sneaking through the back, uninvited like a damn mouse
He's pointing at me, in his hand is a gun
Bro, can I hold it? It looks really fun
Whoops, I don't want it anymore
Jinx, why is your brain sclattered on the floor?
Oh my god, now there's a knock at the door
Jinx, get up man, your fans will be really mad for sure
Wait, is that CJ and Royalty?
Oh my god, they're gonna be really annoyed with me
I'm so fucking sorry, just wanted to dance [in Carti?]
Thought I meet up with you guys and drink a little Bacardi
I don't even drink, just wanted to chill with Jinx
Now I have to leave the country and dye my hair pink, oh my god
What have I done? I'm feeling really sick, so sick, sorry, I gotta run
[Outro]
I'm so stupid
I can't believe I ki-
I killed Jinx
It's like-It's like, have a million subscribers
Everyone is gonna notice and everyone is gonna hate me
I'm going to jail
I'm going to jail, aha, uhh