PHOEBE:
(spoken) Monty!

MONTY:
Look at Phoebe, noble and pious
My esteem for her only grown
But when I am with Phoebe
I am on fire thinking of...

SIBELLA:
(spoken) Monty!

MONTY:
Sibella, full of desire
Passion, and, dare I say it, love
But when I’m with Sibella
Whom do I admire?

PHOEBE:
(spoken) Monty, darling!

MONTY:
Phoebe, perfect and lovely
Who couldn’t love her?

SIBELLA:
(spoken) Oh Monty!
MONTY:
Round and round and round and
Round and round it goes

CHAUNCEY:
(spoken) What a fantastic story, your lordship! You’ll have something for your memoirs now, won’t you?

MONTY:
(spoken) Heh heh heh, my memoirs.... My memoirs... My memoirs!

ENSEMBLE:
Oh, the memoirs
The memoirs
Oops, yes, what about the memoirs?

GUARD:
(spoken) Here, my lord! I found this journal in your cell and I thought you might need it!

MONTY:
(spoken) Oh, how very fond of you! Thank you!

ENSEMBLE:
Monty Navarro
How have you come so very far?
Monty Navarro
Too far to comprehend
Monty Navarro
Do we know who you really are?
What will your future portend?
Monty Navarro, Monty Navarro
Monty D’Ysquith Navarro
MONTY:
I am the ninth earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:
And this is not...

MONTY:
(spoken) The thought occurs, if I didn’t poison the earl, who did?

MISS SHINGLE:
(spoken) Prussic acid in just the right amount works almost instantly. Of course, if Monty had been found guilty, I had every intention of coming forward to confess my crime. Long live the earl!

MONTY:
I‘m still the ninth earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:
And this is not the...

CHAUNCEY:
I am standin’ here with poison in me pocket

COMPANY:
This is not the end