(Jim)
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first-ever performance and the first-ever holiday inn.

(All)
If you're burdened down with trouble,
if your nerves are wearing thin.
Pack your load down the road, and come to Holiday Inn.

(Women ensemble)
If the traffic noise affects you Like a squeaky violin.
Kick your cares down the stairs

(All)
and come to Holiday Inn.

If you can't find someone who would set your heart a whirl
take your car and motor to the homе of boy meets girl.

(Men ensemblе)
If you're laid up with a breakdown.

(Women ensemble)
Throw away your vitamin.

(Men ensemble)
Don't get worse.
(Women ensemble)
grab your purse.

(All)
And come to Holiday Inn.

Happy Holiday
Happy Holiday
While the merry bells keep ringing, may your ev'ry wish come true.

Happy Holiday!

(Jim)
Happy Holiday!

(All)
Happy Holiday!

(Jim)
Happy Birthday!

(All)
May the calendar keep bringing, happy holidays to you.

(Louise)
If you're burdened down with troubles, if your nerves are wearing thin.
(Louise & Jim)
Pack your load down the road, and come to Holiday Inn.

(Ensemble)
Happy Holiday!
Happy Holiday!

(Jim)
Happy holidays to you

(Ensemble)
Happy holidays to you