It's deep underground
Pass the bedrock
But don't dig straight down
You'll regret that
But now you feel brave
Equip with your spade
To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold
This stuff's purple
So I've been told
By some people
I'll find a few bricks
Where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks
I'll be swaying my pick

This is all the prep I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do
Moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving toooo the Nether

10 blocks is the magical total
As that's enough to build up my portal
Moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving toooo the Nether
Welcome to hell
Weathers Great Here
So pull up a chair
Have a cold beer
You can live by the sea
So happy you'll be
With your cobblestone tree

The neighbours are ripe
They're delicious
We Eat Bacon All Night
It's nutritious
Hear all of them squeal
For damage I deal
There's plenty to steal
Hack n slash
Golden nuggets, Im Rich

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright
Down here in the Nether
We love it in the Nether
You'll love it innnnn the Nether

Don't expect to see any creepers
That's one of my favourite features
Down here in the Nether
We love it in the Nether
You'll love it innnnn the Nether
You've got to know
You Have To Fight
Learn To Play
There's Mobs But It's Not Night
A Wooden Sword won't do it
They're gonna blast right through it
If you've got a potion use it

So watch your back
I Won't Warn You Twice
Fight the ghasts
Make it cry
They'll Shoot The Ground Around You
Making Holes To Fall Through
You're probably going to
In the lava again

Feels like hell the things I've just been through
Won't believe a word when I tell you
You know what screw the Nether
You know what screw the Nether
You know what screwwwww the Nether

Can't believe I lost my new gear too
Think I'd better come and rejoin you
You know I screw the Nether
You know I screw the Nether
You know I screwwwww the Nether
That's it I'm sick of this place
It sucks
It's too hot
It never rains
I'm sweaty
All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire
I'm absolutely sick of this place
Ah
I'm miss nature
All the pigs and the cows and all that
Sheep n stuff
I didn't think I'll miss it but I do
Ah my God
How sad
I wish
I wish I could just return to the normal world again
Bye