[Verse 1: Willam]
I used to think I was a Violet Chachki
But now I know
I'm more of a fucking stank Trixie Mattel
Compare and contrast all us faggots
Just don't cum up in our eyes (it burns)

[Chorus: Willam]
I'm not a Pearl
Not yet a Raja
We're just pigs in wigs
Searching for some gigs
'Til we transition
I'm not a Pearl

[Verse 2: Willam]
Kevin Aviance got a new hip
And Lady Bunny
Just sucks cock for coin above 125th
Jiggly Caliente got new toofs
Alyssa Edward's a whore

[Chorus: Willam]
But they're not no Pearls
(not Pearls, not yet a Raja)
They sure ain't Raja
(not Pearl Liaison)
Trinity K no way, Ongina, Delta, Jade
Alaska and Latrice
They're not no Pearls

[Bridge: Willam]
We dress up like woman for money
Drink tickets and a bump
Too wrong to flazéda those n***s
(She got piece!)

[Chorus: Willam]
I'm not a Pearl
I'm not a Pearl don't tell me what I should do
I'll fist on stage and do some butt chugging too
Sonique do flips, Akashia goes and slips
Detox, Glasscock and Milk
They're not no Pearl
(Bianca Del Rio)
Not yet a Raja
You just tuck your balls
Pray World of Wonder calls
Then go on a "vacay"
I'm not a Pearl

Just call me Caitlyn