Oh my God, I'm so fucking bored!
So?
We need to go somewhere
Oh my God
Let's go get our towels
Gaycation?
Come on! Let's go girls
Yay! Gaycation! Gaycation!
Here we go!

Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back home there's no hot guys to screw-eww
I thought I pass the style
It's super fucking gay.
It's got a pool that you don't need a suit in
When you looked at me I could of popped
And I knew that it was just for fun
Fuckin' on jet skis
You know we never tease
You should facebook and tell your friends to come here
A weekend down here you won't forget
Two weekends afterwards and I still haven't got any regrets

Gaycation, lobster, and some ass play
Gaycation, even the birds are gay
Gaycation, here's a key up to my room
(Knock three times)
Gaycation, don't even be frontin'
Gaycation, get your booty's pumpin'
Gaycation, swerving all up in my room
(That's right, swerve's back! Here we go)

Oh, he didn't wanna wear close, didn't he? Huh
That's cool
Oh my god, is that a shower?
Nah, we're doing too much, this is too much

Wait!
Turn off the werder!
I lost my contahct!
She can't see right now!
And the lasik ain't kicked int.
I found it.

We want your meat
We want your meat
We want your meat
Yeah, we want it!

A weekend down here, you won't forget
Two weekends afterwards and I still haven't got any regrets

Gaycation, lobster, and some ass play
Gaycation, even the birds are gay
Gaycation, here's a key up to my room
Gaycation, don't even be frontin
Gaycation, get your booty's pumpin
Gaycation, swerving all up in my room
Gaycation, don't even be frontin
Gaycation, get your booty's pumpin
Gaycation, swerving all up in my room